April 2009
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A meta-link: http://xkcd.com/574/ #swine flu
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Just finished ‘Edgar Sawtelle’. It’s ‘Hamlet’ with a touch of ‘Lassie’; it doesn’t sound brilliant, but seriously, IT IS.
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This is ridiculous in the most accidentally genius way possible: http://tinyurl.com/djkb7y
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Finding that steamed chicken dumplings are as good as Tylenol for headaches. I learn something new every day.
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I have a low blood sugar headache after a long day of data entry mayhem. I have nothing witty to say now.
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Can you mix Ambien with allergy medication? If not, & I’m dead right now, the afterlife looks just like regular life. Allergies and all.
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What is this? http://hyperwords.net/
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Thinking I should have washed down that Sudafed with a Red Bull. Allergy meds turn me into a zombie.
It’s baseball season, finale season, graduation season—& esp. ALLERGY season. If I don’t tweet for awhile, I prob OD’d on Sudafed.
Wondering why I am awake right now. I didn’t do anything evil yesterday, so I should be sleeping like a log.
“People do not lack strength; they lack will.”
– Victor Hugo (via reluctantbuddha) (via kari-shma)
HA! Some ladies really do prefer twittering to getting married. Seriously, you can bite me Mr. Regenerus: http://tinyurl.com/dzx7v6
I am saving the environment by using a thermos instead of paper cups for my tea! Style is imperative too, so the thermos is purple.
At 2:30am, I got the brilliant idea to eat a banana & a mini pack of M&Ms. Weird, huh?
Sweden has it all wrong: good vampires never kill people, they only kill animals. Did Twilight not come out there yet?
I dehydrated myself running in today’s nice weather. Almost passed out and threw up. I’m not exercising again until Halloween.
I actually did get what I needed! Well, everything except the $400. Upside: I AM MOVING.
Need: 2 burly guys, 1 moving truck, and $400 for next Saturday. In all likelihood, I will get none of it.
Having a problem staying on internet after microsoft software update. Suggestions? #microsoft
Not working hard enough…had to refuel with some diet soda.
There was a shocking act of negligence in the ladie’s room here. Ironically, it was in stall no. 2.
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Reading ‘Edgar Sawtelle’ and twiddling my thumbs at work. TGIF, right? T-G-I-F.
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Twitter Madness →
It feels like Twitter is taking over the world. It can be used to connect and keep track of friends, get answers to questions, and even have up to the second coverage of gossip, weather, and…
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I agree, there’s nothing happy about a spreadsheet.
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I slept like a log last night. Thank you, Ambien.
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Skins is like, the best teen show ever. WATCH IT.
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“Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal;...”
– Thomas Jefferson (via reluctantbuddha)
I need to tattoo this on my hand so I never forget it.
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Is it possible to injure yourself while doing desk work all day? Everything hurts and my head feels like it weighs a lot. PS: am not sick
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Maureen Dowd shouldn’t spew so much bile this early in the morning: http://tinyurl.com/dgyjg2
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Attention Night Owls & Early Birds! →
This column in today’s New York Times defends night owls and encourages society to be more accepting of individual’s natural sleeping patterns. Oh, and those crazy sleep habits are probably in your DNA. Now I can blame my parents instead of Law & Order reruns for my morning groginess!
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Trying not to fall asleep…I should have gone running and gotten coffee instead of tea. Why must I always undermine myself?!
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I want to detox. Should I go vegan for a bit?
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Digesting a yummy breakfast sandwich…frak. I think, like 90% of my tweets are food related. I swear, I do more than just eat…
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My chocolate wrapper says: “Be a Dark Chocolate Diva just for a moment.” I am tweeting my moment to make it official.
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MMMM…roasted veggies. Still, I haven’t had those pancakes I yearn for.
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Feeling weary on this Monday morning and drinking coffee. I take a lot of skim milk in it, and no sugar, just so you know…
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Overheard on bus Route 44: “My d%ck is in my pants! My d%ck is IN MY PANTS.”
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An Alphabetical Survey
carabelle:
and i know why, but i’m gonna keep that to myself. reblogging deadmelodies.
A-Z
A - Available: I guess. - Age: 23. - Annoyance: Resentment. - Animal: cows
B - Beer: um…Corona? - Body Part on opposite sex: hands. - Best feeling in the world: accomplishment. - Blind or Deaf: deaf. - Best weather: autumn. - Been in Love: yes - Been on stage?: yes - Believe in Magic: yes - Believe...
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I’m moving from a basement to a hallway. Upgrade, or downgrade?
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