May 2009
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Love This →
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Do you know that a regular dose of Tylenol PM can give you a hangover? I do.
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Gorgeous & Strange Photography →
This is the website of Brooklyn based photographer Noah Kalina. His photos capture a very particular mood, one I don’t quite know how to describe! Check them out, let me know if you can put your finger on a good description.
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A reason to love jezebel.com, and another reason to be angry: http://tinyurl.com/ngafqq
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Wanted to get rid of food so I ate whatever was left of the tortilla chips & frosted mini wheats in past 12hrs. Now feeling full of regret.
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Just ate junky cookies so I wouldn’t have to spend $ on something else. For some reason, I still feel guilty.
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Just learned that ‘glaucous’ means ‘bluey green, or a kind of bloom as on a grape’. So it’s a N & an ADJ? @stephenfry, please clarify!
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All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via borgomani) (via quote-book)
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Winter Passing: A Review →
I had wanted to see this movie because Zooey Deschanel was in it. Love her. Does she juggle? Even if she doesn’t, I’d watch her try to juggle because it would be funny and adorable. She…
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Yawning. Wondering if today will involve a lot of work. Oh, btw, if they make a Buffy movie w/out Joss Whedon I will stake someone.
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A Very Special Cover of The New Yorker Magazine →
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I just ate naan bread & hummus on this American holiday. Am I in trouble? Should I run to the nearest McDonald’s to even it out? Oops?
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When it’s this humid, there isn’t enough ice cream in the freezer to cool me down. Weren’t we supposed to get some thundershowers?!
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Woke up today feeling nihilistic. Do I talk myself out of it, or just go and F@%$ S*^@ UP and get it out my system? Decisions, decisions…
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Any idiot can face a crisis; it’s this day-to-day living that wears you...
– Anton Chekhov
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I actually agree this dude lost it on-air, just like Gawker says: http://tinyurl.com/p2b7oj
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The closest laundermat charges $.25 for 5 min in dryer. Was hot enough to melt a decal off my shirt; not hot enough to dry all clothes. FML.
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‘Hot’ has become a euphemism for all things positive, making it...
– Olivia Wilde (Best known for playing “Thirteen” on House, she is now Maxim’s #1 Hottest woman alive, or something like that. I like that she’s funny.)
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Took a pic of my new haircut, saw results & thought, “I have funny face.” Not like Audrey Hepburn. Deleted pics. Resolve to wear more makeup
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We’re fools weather we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
– Japanese proverb
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WORK AVALANCHE!! STRESS!! DWINDLING BANK ACCOUNT!! HORMONES!! NO CAREER PROSPECTS!!…I wish I could go back to pre-school!!
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An interview with super-funny actress, Jane Lynch! →
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What is it w/ the cat at 5am? What is it w/ me and frosted mini wheats? Why am I at work 30 min early? FREAKING OUT NOW.
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Why do cats sleep so much? Perhaps they’ve been trusted with some major...
– Kate Atkinson (not sure which of her books this is from…)
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Recovering from an Ambien hangover w/ a cafe ole, & trying to bond w/ @michaelianblack over shared Ambien use.
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Did a lot yesterday: Netflix marathon, at home pedicure, photo shoot w/ apt.cat, got over my cupcake obsession, & got a cheap haircut.
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Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves.
– Queen Victoria
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Just watched disc 1 of BBC’s STATE OF PLAY & it rocks! P.S. I need more James McAvoy!
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Trying to figure out where to get a haircut. Is Supercuts reliable?
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I had a chocolate duet cookie at Panera, and it took away my pain.
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