May 2009
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Love This →
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
May 29th
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May 29th
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Do you know that a regular dose of Tylenol PM can give you a hangover? I do.
May 29th
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Gorgeous & Strange Photography →
This is the website of Brooklyn based photographer Noah Kalina. His photos capture a very particular mood, one I don’t quite know how to describe! Check them out, let me know if you can put your finger on a good description.
May 29th
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A reason to love jezebel.com, and another reason to be angry: http://tinyurl.com/ngafqq
May 28th
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May 28th
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Wanted to get rid of food so I ate whatever was left of the tortilla chips & frosted mini wheats in past 12hrs. Now feeling full of regret.
May 28th
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May 28th
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Just ate junky cookies so I wouldn’t have to spend $ on something else. For some reason, I still feel guilty.
May 27th
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May 27th
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Just learned that ‘glaucous’ means ‘bluey green, or a kind of bloom as on a grape’. So it’s a N & an ADJ? @stephenfry, please clarify!
May 27th
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“All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via borgomani) (via quote-book)
May 27th
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May 27th
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Winter Passing: A Review →
I had wanted to see this movie because Zooey Deschanel was in it. Love her. Does she juggle? Even if she doesn’t, I’d watch her try to juggle because it would be funny and adorable. She…
May 26th
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Yawning. Wondering if today will involve a lot of work. Oh, btw, if they make a Buffy movie w/out Joss Whedon I will stake someone.
May 26th
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A Very Special Cover of The New Yorker Magazine →
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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I just ate naan bread & hummus on this American holiday. Am I in trouble? Should I run to the nearest McDonald’s to even it out? Oops?
May 25th
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May 25th
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When it’s this humid, there isn’t enough ice cream in the freezer to cool me down. Weren’t we supposed to get some thundershowers?!
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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Woke up today feeling nihilistic. Do I talk myself out of it, or just go and F@%$ S*^@ UP and get it out my system? Decisions, decisions…
May 22nd
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“Any idiot can face a crisis; it’s this day-to-day living that wears you...”
– Anton Chekhov
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I actually agree this dude lost it on-air, just like Gawker says: http://tinyurl.com/p2b7oj
May 21st
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May 20th
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The closest laundermat charges $.25 for 5 min in dryer. Was hot enough to melt a decal off my shirt; not hot enough to dry all clothes. FML.
May 20th
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“‘Hot’ has become a euphemism for all things positive, making it...”
– Olivia Wilde (Best known for playing “Thirteen” on House, she is now Maxim’s #1 Hottest woman alive, or something like that. I like that she’s funny.)
May 20th
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May 20th
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Took a pic of my new haircut, saw results & thought, “I have funny face.” Not like Audrey Hepburn. Deleted pics. Resolve to wear more makeup
May 20th
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May 20th
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“We’re fools weather we dance or not, so we might as well dance.”
– Japanese proverb
May 20th
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WORK AVALANCHE!! STRESS!! DWINDLING BANK ACCOUNT!! HORMONES!! NO CAREER PROSPECTS!!…I wish I could go back to pre-school!!
May 19th
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An interview with super-funny actress, Jane Lynch! →
May 19th
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May 19th
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What is it w/ the cat at 5am? What is it w/ me and frosted mini wheats? Why am I at work 30 min early? FREAKING OUT NOW.
May 19th
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“Why do cats sleep so much? Perhaps they’ve been trusted with some major...”
– Kate Atkinson (not sure which of her books this is from…)
May 19th
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May 19th
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Recovering from an Ambien hangover w/ a cafe ole, & trying to bond w/ @michaelianblack over shared Ambien use.
May 18th
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May 18th
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Did a lot yesterday: Netflix marathon, at home pedicure, photo shoot w/ apt.cat, got over my cupcake obsession, & got a cheap haircut.
May 18th
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“Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves.”
– Queen Victoria
May 18th
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May 18th
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Just watched disc 1 of BBC’s STATE OF PLAY & it rocks! P.S. I need more James McAvoy!
May 17th
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May 17th
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Trying to figure out where to get a haircut. Is Supercuts reliable?
May 17th
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I had a chocolate duet cookie at Panera, and it took away my pain.
May 16th
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May 16th
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